Religions of the world
Thaoism: Shit happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Confucianism: Confucious Say, Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Jehovas witness: Knock, Knock. "Shit happens"
Atheism: There is no shit.
Agnosticism: I don't know whether shit happens.
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Catolicism: If shit happens, I deserved it.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Confucianism: Confucious Say, Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Jehovas witness: Knock, Knock. "Shit happens"
Atheism: There is no shit.
Agnosticism: I don't know whether shit happens.
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Catolicism: If shit happens, I deserved it.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
gulogulo - 5. Jul, 11:46
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flyhigher - 5. Jul, 12:20
Der Atheismus sagt mir am meisten zu :-))
gulogulo - 5. Jul, 17:00
an sowas glaubst du? ;-)
sokrates2005 - 5. Jul, 13:35
Die Schlimmsten ...
sind die Protestanten - sowas sollte man verbieten!
theswiss - 5. Jul, 13:41
genau wie die Akzeptieronkel.
gulogulo - 5. Jul, 17:02
sie arbeiten ja dran, daß es nicht so schlimm bleibt. ;-)
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